Hey Dickhead

Stop reading my personal website. I have a tracking application called Statcounter. I know you looked at this site at 10:13 this morning. You've caused enough fucking problems. Leave well enough alone.

I'll do you a favor. Here's a summary of what might be said about you here in the future:

1. You're a pussy and a coward.

2. You suck at your job and have neither the intelligence nor the talent to ever get any better.

3. You're little more than a pussified little pain in the ass who'll never amount to jack shit.

There you go. Now go away before I actually start getting legitimately pissed off.